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ICC must zero in on South Sudan

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Looking at the mess the youngest poorest and newest country of South Sudan is in, something urgent needs to be done. After fighting broke between the government forces and those of the rebels backing former vice president Riek Machar, many people were killed and many more displaced. Up till now, over 1,000 have already been killed and over 200,000 displaced. The situation is alarmingly worse given that ceasefire hasn't been reached.
Regional leaders have been working to see to it that the conflict in South Sudan is zeroed out. But as the time goes by, it seems, their efforts are taking long to deliver.  For up till now, no face-to-face talks have already commenced.  Even the formality of the going on talks is still shaky. Although it is normal in conflict resolution, chances are that the approach regional leaders have taken is likely to cause more troubles especially if they contemplate about power sharing. Some have already started talking about formation of the Government of National Unity (GNU) as it was in Kenya and Zimbabwe. Again, the Government of South Sudan (GoSS) is categorically against such a move it terms as rewarding law breakers. So too, there are those who think that shall GoSS consent to GNU, it’ll be marking the end of Machar. Those with such belief refer to what happened to former premiers Raila Odinga (Kenya) and Morgan Tsvangirai (Zimbabwe) or what forced RENAMO in Mozambique to go back to the guerrilla war.
Inter-governmental Authority in Development (IGAD) which is said to have proposed power sharing needs to understand the feelings of GoSS and core issues that led to fighting. IGAD will fail squarely shall it press on with such proposals. South Sudan President Salva Kiir has refused a proposal that includes a ceasefire, release of all detainees and the formation of a national unity government. There also is mistrust about the role of Uganda among other IGAD members especially on the side of Machar’s camp.A member of Machar’s negotiation team, Dr Dhieu Mathok Ding Wol was quoted as saying, “The position of President Museveni on the conflict in South Sudan is affecting even the peace process mediated by IGAD in Addis Ababa.” Wol sentiments received a very noncommittal quid pro quo from the government of Uganda whose head of government’s Media Center, Ofwono Opondo had this to say, “So those statements by Machar’s group are outrageous and a scapegoat.” apart from the proposal of having GNU, it is obvious that IGAD hasn't created trust and impartiality things are very crucial in every mediation.
  Furthermore, IGAD needs to think about another way of addressing the conflict in South Sudan. What worked in Kenya or Zimbabwe can’t be replicated in South Sudan however this does not mean that it should not be applied. We need to look at the cause of concerns. For instance, in Kenya and Zimbabwe the cause of all brouhahas was election rigging. What is the cause in South Sudan? Nobody knows exactly. So thinking about GNU without having strong reasons is like letting the chance to solve the conflict escape pointlessly.
Experience has it that once one shares power with those who are legally in power; they’ll frustrate his efforts to make indelible marks to the voters something that hurts him come elections.
Another hitch that needed to be tacked firstly is the whole allegation by GoSS that the so-called rebels have no name which forces me to call the Riek Machar Rebels (MRM) for the time being. Verily, it makes sense to tackle the question by GoSS: Why rewarding law breakers and power winos? One can go further asking: What precedent?
In dealing with such a conflict, much care needs to be taken especially the issues to begin with.  One of those things is to make sure that the mediators carefully touch on power dynamics, building trust, credibility and offering chance for the parties to conflict to vent. Thereafter, there must follow the modality to be used after it is agreed upon by two parties to conflict. Such efforts are important at least to lay a foundation for negative peace that will enable ceasefire. After securing negative peace, it will be possible for mediators to start all essentials such as peacemaking, peace building and peacekeeping if needs be. This is a process that can take years to see to it that positive peace prevail again in this poor and young country.
Rebuilding sound relationship in the country like South Sudan needs a multifaceted approach. This is why the International Criminal Court (ICC) needs to reign in aiming at creating fear and sanity for both sides. If ICC starts to investigate atrocities committed against humanity and all other related crimes, such a move will make the protagonists become aware of what can become a bad end for them. True, such a move will curtail their urge to cause more harm knowingly that thereafter they’ll face justice.
Given that politics seems to start hitting the snag just from the beginning, ICC needs to zero in so as to create sanity and awareness that the end of this dirty game is likely to land somebody in jail.
Source: The African Executive Magazine Jan., 15, 2013.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE OBAMA

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Jan., 17 is Michelle Obama's Birthday. She's turned 50. We wish her well and more years and so be it.
Happy Birthday Michelle.

Hapo vipi? Kweli Kikwete bonge la msanii

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 Je hapa nani katunga? Hata hotuba za kuandikwa zaweza kuwa kitabu cha kujisifia kutunga? Je jamaa atapata muda wa kusoma haya matabu ambayo kimsingi ni maadui zake wakubwa? Kama kawaida, msanii hapa anaonekana bonge la somi.

A Million Bucks: Bongo must learn from Ghana

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When former Ghanaian Deputy Communication Minister,(above) Victoria Hammah boasted recently that she’d not leave politics till she gets one million bucks, she’s shown the door. You know what. Hammah wants and needs a million bucks in order to control others. Who are those others or people? Who knows?
 Again, when Endelea Chenga (above) aka Mzee wa Vijisenti, said that one million bucks is but peanuts, for him, nothing happened. Instead of being shown the door, Chama Cha Maulaji (CCM) awarded him the chairmanship of a strong parliamentary committee on Economy and Dosh.  Such a move was interpreted by critics as another opportunity for Chenge to mint and print even more “peanuts” and then deposit in Jersey once again. The skulduggery of protectionism aka kulinda was at work. Akili au matope? Soon boozers will turn tables on you.
Hammah’s “crime” is to contemplate about using her political position and clout to own a million bucks which, in law, is not a crime. However, such a motive can have consequences politically as it happened to Hammah. To the contrary, Chenga admitted to have robbed the bongolalalanders. If madam Hammah were a Bongolalalandan minister, she’d have been promoted to full ministerial docket so that she can make a million bucks and control people especially men. If she were a member of CcM, she’d be appointed a chair of Economic and Dosh Making parliamentary committee so that she’d realize her dream of owning money and controlling people.
Hammah was booted out after exposing her dirty linens saying that she wanted a million bucks in order to be able to control people. She was supposed to keep mum and grab the monies and control her people as pleased. Hammah’s quoted as saying, “I will not quit politics until I make one million dollars.” she added, “If you have money then you can control people." Such utterance was not only offensive for Ghanaians but also the president given that he is the human being.  It seems that Ghanaian president fears to be controlled. Maybe, just maybe, even his wife doesn't have an NGO by which she can lay hand on a million bucks and control him and other earthlings in the hunk.
What did Hammah mean? Did she mean to control everybody simply because she’d money? Though what she said amounts to provocative utterance, she was dead right. If you've money you can control people. Look at how drug barons are controlling us hoi polloi and hoity toity. Look at how fisadis are controlling us to the extent that even known ones are aspiring for presidency as if we've forgotten their crimes. Look at how some criminals have such hard neck that they commit the contempt of the court and get away with it. Do you know Bob Kisena who‘s recently all over the place for disobeying court orders? With money, you’re above all laws in naval hunks like ours.
With money you can buy anybody who’s heartless and greedy. You can buy those interested suits, cars, houses or paying for their vitegemezi school fees. You can violate and abuse them easily. For, once such beings see money, they act like tarts to see to it that they grab the same.
How many Hammahs do we have in our all-corrupted hunk? How many hyenas do we’we've who won’t leave politics until they are declared billionaires like Moody Dew G and Roast Tamu Aziz?
Methinks. Africa’s the only continent that has billionaires who still languish in politics in order to steal more. Try to imagine seeing fellas such as Bill Gate or Warren Buffet in Mjengo lobbying for their business. It can’t happen in civilized world. It is only possible in the nether world of impunity, ineptness, selfishness and myopia.
How many monkeys do we've that won’t leave politics, just like, Hammah, if they don’t get their hands on dosh so as to control people? Again, in countries with many masochistic men you don’t need to have a million bucks but beauty, soft tongue and readiness to supply bed services to those interested in your nudity and sins. So too, if you are not as brown as the beauties on the covers of beauty magazines, you just need to apply some mkorogo in order to attract those male prostitutes. Also don’t forget to conceal your age and were some stiff bras to show that your “milks are still standing”.
Jack Goodstein, in reviewing Bethany MacLean’s book All Devils are Here, says, There were those who were outright crooks. There were those who failed to do due diligence. There were those who were simply greedy. There were those who were too dumb to see what was going on.” If anything, this is what Africa’s encountering when it comes to Bongo’s foreign investments. How many Hammahs do we have in the hunk however they don’t want to boast? Isn't mzee wa Vijisenti worse than Hammah who aspires to grab a million bucks?
Source: ThisDay Jan., 17, 2013.

Imekaaje hii?

Mlevi ataka katiba izuie ‘first lady’ kuwa na NGO

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Naona yule anaanza kuguna na kutolea picha yangu mimacho utafikiri nimemgusa yeye.  Najua tatizo hapo si picha yangu bali kichwa cha habari yenyewe.  
Basi soma habari hata kabla ya kuanza kuniporomoshea mitusi hata kama sitaisikia wala kuguswa nayo. Hujui mie ni mlevi asiyejali kitu bali haki na kanywaji?  
Kwa vile nami ni raia wa kaya hii, basi lazima nitoe mawazo na maoni yangu ili nisikike na kutendewa haki sawa na wengine. 
Pamoja na kupinga kuwepo kwa utitiri wa serikali ambazo bila shaka zitakuwa na marahisi na makando kando yao, hakuna kinachoniumiza kichwa kama kuona tunakuwa na marais watatu. 
Marais watatu? Marais watatu wanaokula, kuvaa, kutanua hata kuzurura bure siyo? Hapa bado hujagusia ma-first ladies watatu, vitegemezi vyao, wapambe, mashoga na washirika wao! Du! Tumegeuka kaya ya kuhomolana hivi!  Kwa utajiri upi kama si ulimbukeni, ufisi, ulimpyoto na kujilisha pepo? 
 Namna hii uhuru wetu uliokwishageuka udhuru utapona kweli? Najua sirikali hizi zitategemea pesa ya wafwadhili ambao nao pia watataka malipo. Kuna uhuru hapa au udhuru? 
 Najisikia kutapika ninapokumbuka nilivyoapa kuulinda muunganiko ambao sikujua kuwa “wajanja” watausambaratisha. Haiwezekani tuwe na sirikali tatu na tuendelee kujidanganya na kuidanganya dunia kuwa tuna muunganiko. Huu si muunganiko bali mgongano. 
Hebu tuwe wa kweli kidogo. Hivi kuna muungano wa utatu wa kweli zaidi ya ule wa kwenye riwaya wa baba mwana na roho mtaka… stop!?  Kama huu tunaambiwa ni wa ki-Mungu, je huu utatu tunaoletewa ni wa kinini?  
Nasikia wapo wanaosema eti utapunguza gharama za utawala. Ya kweli hayo ndugu zanguni? Laiti wangeniambia kuwa wanafuta utitiri wa wilaya na mikoa ndipo ningewaelewa.  
Kesho tutaambiwa kuwepo na sirikali za majimbo ambapo kila mkoa utakuwa na rais wake na makandokando yake kama jamaa zetu wa Kenya wanaogombea hata bendera.  
Jamani tunakwenda wapi? Hayo tuyaache watayajibu wahusika kama wanayo majibu yanayoingia akilini na si sanaa kama kawa. 
 Siyo siri. Bi mkubwa wangu ananizidi ubavu nyumbani kwetu. She is on top of me in many things. Kwa vile Bi mkubwa wangu ananizidi pawa nyumbani nami nataka kugombea urahisi, lazima nitake katiba itamke wazi kuwa haruhusiwi kuanzisha NGO ili nikiupata asinisumbue sumbue kumuunganisha na wazito wenzangu kutengeza ngawira au vipi?  
Bi mkubwa alivyo na tamaa ya ukuu na utajiri si atachuuza urahisi wangu hata kabla sijamaliza kama siyo kunizulia kashfa kiasi cha kuutishia? Nani anapenda mambo ya Anna Tamaa au Salima Shari Chinga? Nani anataka mambo ya Kiwila coal mine au kugombea vyeo uchwara kwenye chama?  Pia sitapenda naye awe rahisi wa NGO yake kiasi cha kunidharau au hata kutumia ulaji wangu kuusaka ulaji ambao unaweza kunitokea puani nikimaliza urahisi.  
Nitajuaje kuwa ataamua kunipiga talaka baada ya kuchuma halafu aniache hoi wakati nitakuwa sina madaraka ya kuvutia vidosho wengine? 
Pia naongopa nisipopata urahisi wakapata wengine kuona utitiri wa NGO tatu mara Wanawake na Maulaji (WaMa). Mara Fursa Kubwa kwa Wake za Wakubwa na madudu mengine (EOTF).  
Mwe! Kaya yetu inaliwa mbele na nyuma! Kwa vile nina akili na nia, nitahakikisha katiba hii haipiti na kama ikipita basi nitajinyotoa roho ili kuepuka kuliwa kama hamnazo. 
Hivi hawa wanaotuambia sirikali tatu wameishafikiri kuhusiana na mashangingi, ikulu, ndege, walinzi, misururu na mambo mengine ambayo marais wetu hupenda kiasi cha kuugua wasipoyapata? Nikipiga picha naona hatari mbele ya safari. Hivi itakuwaje siku ambapo marais watatu na wake zao watakuwa na misafara ya kwenda uwanja wa ndege au viwanja vya Sabasaba? Si wachovu tutafia kwenye misururu ya magari jamani?  
Hivi mnadhani kukaa masaa kwenye foleni kwenye joto la Bongo ili kuwapisha marais na walaji wao ni mchezo?  
Wao wana viyoyozi kwenye mashangingi yao. Wanafunga barabara ili wafike haraka wakati sisi tunafungiwa ili tusifike kana kwamba hatuna mahitaji tena ya muhimu kuliko yao.  
Tunalipa kodi kuanzia ya kanywaji hadi bangi wakati wao hawalipi chochote zaidi ya kutumbua kodi zetu. Huu ni utu kweli? Huu ni uongozi au uongo zii kama si unyonyaji uliohalalishwa? 
Nadhani sasa najua sababu ya akina Ewassa na wezi wengine kuutaka urahisi ili wale na kunywa na kutanua kirahisi. 
Ukiachia kutaka katiba ipige marufuku my first lady kuwa na NGO au kampuni fichi ya ulaji, nitahakikisha inapiga marufuku vitegemezi vyangu.  
Siwezi kuhangaikia ukuu halafu vyenyewe vije kutanua utadhani vimesota kama mimi? Kwanini niapishwe peke yangu na walaji wawe wengi?  
I am not that corrupt. So too, I am not that stupid so to speak. I’m a smart guy but not a yo-yo or a yahoo.   
Siko tayari kutumiwa na mtu hata awe mke au mwanangu ati. I am the only guy in the hunk who’s nary partaken corruption of any sort. 
Ndiyo maana mnaona ninavyoanikiza kuzuia ulaji wa rahisi nyuma ya koti la urahisi wa wale wanaopaswa kuwa watu wangu. Mie ni kama Mchonga bwana. Siandai kitegemezi ndugu wala mke wangu kuchukua madaraka yoyote hata yawe ya ngazi ya wilaya. 
Kwa vile hii katiba tunaambiwa ni ya walevi, basi nitapendekeza tuongeze idadi ya baa badala ya sirikali. 
Nitashauri tupunguze bei ya kanywaji na kuhalalisha bangi badala ya utititiri wa sirikali. Tumechoka na siri kali. 
Tunataka siri kidogo na rahisi.  Heri kuwa na walevi wengi kuliko marahisi wengi. Maana marahisi wengi hupwakia ulaji wa rahisi rahisi kiasi cha kufanya mateso kwa walevi wetu yaongezeke kirahisi rahisi huku walaji wakiongezeka na kutanua kirahisi rahisi. Hii si kaya ya rahisi wala ulaji rahisi kama ilivyo.

 Chanzo: Nipashe Jumamosi 18, 2014.

Unagundua nini katika ndoa hii ya bilionea na kachick?

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Robert Nyagah | NATION Mr Flavio Briatore arrives with his family for a holiday in Malindi last month.  The family was driven to their Lion in the Sun Spa soon after Mr Briatore’s private jet landed at Malindi Airport .
Pichani ni bilionea Flavio Briatore (64) wa Italia na mkewe Elisabetta Gregoraci (34) na mtoto wao Vicente wakiwa kwenye matanuzi huko Malindi Kenya. 

Dunia ina vituko

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Mr Amou Haji .The world’s dirtiest man now says he is lonely and is seeking a life partner. PHOTO | COURTSEY
Huyu bwana (pichani) anashikilia rekodi ya kuwa mtu mchafu kuliko wote.
Ana miaka 80.
Hajawahi kuoga kwa miaka yapata 60.
Anaitwa nani?
Anatoka nchi gani?
Anaishije? 
Kwanini ameamua kuishi hivyo?
Je kwa sasa anataka nini? GONGA HAPA.

Mtu anapomtisha simba!

Baraza "jipya" la mwaziri Kikwete arejesha mizigo yake

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Hatimaye rais Jakaya Kikwete ametangaza mabadiliko katika bazara lake la mawaziri. Wengi walitegemea mabadiliko kama lilivyo jina la baraza lenyewe ingawa halina mabadiliko. Wengi walitegemea mawaziri waliotwaja na wakubwa wa Chama Cha Mapinduzi kuwa mizigo wangeachia ngazi. Lakini hili halikutokea. Cha mno kilichojitokeza ni kujenga mazingira mapya ya kashfa nyingine ya EPA hasa ukiangalia kupelekewa kwa watu kama Mwigulu Nchemba na Adam Malima ambaye anajulikana anavyotumia jina la baba yake kuendelea kukaa serikalini hata kama anafanya madudu.
Majina ya watoto wa vigogo yameendelea kuwamo kwenye baraza la mawaziri. Wamo Januari Makamba, Hussein Ali Hassan Mwinyi na Malima. Limeibuka jina jipya la ndugu wa kigogo nalo ni Mahamoud Mgimwa. Kujuana na majina mazito vinaendelea kulitafuna taifa letu.
Kimsingi alichofanya Kikwete ni kuthibitisha alivyo bingwa wa sanaa na mhimili wa sera na utawala wa kulindana.
Mwaziri waliotajwa kuwa mizigo ni Jumanne Kawambwa, Christopher Chiza, Malima, William Mgimwa (sasa marehemu) bila kusahau wengine kama Hawa Ghasia. Pia kuna mawaziri waliojitokeza kuwa mizigo kweli kweli hata kama hawakutajwa lakini wanaendelea kupeta. Hawa ni  Maprofesa Jumanne Maghembe na Anna Tibaijuka, Mary Nagu, William Lukuvi, Stephen Wassira, Mathias Chikawe, Sofia Simba na wengine wengi ambao wameendelea kupeta. Kweli la kufa halisikii dawa!Sura ya baraza lenyewe inaonekana hapa chini.

    1. UHAMISHO NA UTEUZI WA MAWAZIRI NA NAIBU MAWAZIRI
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      Rais wa Jamhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania, Mheshimiwa Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete, amewahamisha na kuwateua baadhi ya Mawaziri na Naibu Mawaziri kama ifuatavyo:-
      1. OFISI YA RAIS

      Hakuna mabadiliko.
      2. OFISI YA MAKAMU WA RAIS

      2.1 Waziri wa Nchi (Muungano) - Hakuna mabadiliko
      Mhe. Eng. Dr. Binilith Satano MAHENGE (Mb)
      Waziri wa Nchi (Mazingira).
      Mhe. Ummy Ali MWALIMU (Mb)
      Naibu Waziri

      3. OFISI YA WAZIRI MKUU

      Hakuna mabadiliko

      4.0 WIZARA

      4.1 WIZARA YA FEDHA
      Mhe. Saada Mkuya SALUM (Mb)
      Waziri wa Fedha

      Mhe. Mwigulu Lameck NCHEMBA (Mb)

      Naibu Waziri wa Fedha (Sera)
      Mhe. Adam Kighoma Ali MALIMA (Mb)
      Naibu Waziri wa Fedha

      4.2 WIZARA YA MAMBO YA NJE NA USHIRIKIANO WA KIMATAIFA

      Hakuna mabadiliko


      4.3 WIZARA YA KATIBA NA SHERIA

      4.3.1 Mhe. Dkt. Asha-Rose Mtengeti MIGIRO (Mb)
      Waziri wa Katiba na Sheria

      Naibu Waziri - Hakuna mabadiliko


      4.4 WIZARA YA USHIRIKIANO WA AFRIKA MASHARIKI

      Hakuna mabadiliko


      4.5 WIZARA YA VIWANDA NA BIASHARA

      4.5.1 Waziri - Hakuna mabadiliko

      4.5.2 Mhe. Janet Zebedayo MBENE (Mb)
      Naibu Waziri wa Viwanda na Biashara


      4.6WIZARA YA ULINZI NA JESHI LA KUJENGA TAIFA

      Mhe. Dkt. Hussein Ali Mwinyi (Mb)
      Waziri wa Ulinzi na Jeshi la Kujenga Taifa

      4.7 WIZARA YA UJENZI

      Hakuna mabadiliko

      4.8 WIZARA YA MAMBO YA NDANI YA NCHI

      4.8.1 Mhe. Mathias Meinrad CHIKAWE (Mb)
      Waziri wa Mambo ya Ndani
      Naibu Waziri - Hakuna Mabadiliko


      4.9 WIZARA YA AFYA NA USTAWI WA JAMII
      Mhe. Dkt. Seif Seleman RASHIDI (Mb)
      Waziri wa Afya na Ustawi wa Jamii
      Mhe. Dkt. Kebwe Stephen KEBWE (Mb)
      Naibu Waziri wa Afya na Ustawi wa Jamii


      4.10 WIZARA YA ELIMU NA MAFUNZO YA UFUNDI

      4.10.1 Waziri: Hakuna mabadiliko

      4.10.2 Mhe. Jenista Joakim MHAGAMA (Mb)
      Naibu Waziri wa Elimu na Mafunzo ya Ufundi


      4.11 WIZARA YA MAENDELEO YA JAMII, JINSIA NA WATOTO

      4.11.1 Waziri: Hakuna mabadiliko

      4. 11.2 Mhe. Dkt. Pindi Hazara CHANA (Mb)
      Naibu Waziri wa Maendeleo ya Jamii, Jinsia na Watoto


      4.12 WIZARA YA MAENDELEO YA MIFUGO NA UVUVI

      4.12.1 Mhe. Dkt. Titus Mlengeya Dismas KAMANI (Mb)
      Waziri wa Maendeleo ya Mifugo na Uvuvi
      Mhe. Kaika Saning’o TELELE (Mb)
      Naibu Waziri wa Maendeleo ya Mifugo na Uvuvi

      4.13 WIZARA YA KAZI NA AJIRA

      Hakuna mabadiliko
      4.14 WIZARA YA MAWASILIANO, SAYANSI NA TEKNOLOJIA

      Hakuna mabadiliko

      4.15 WIZARA YA ARDHI, NYUMBA NA MAENDELEO YA MAKAZI

      4.15.1 Waziri - Hakuna mabadiliko

      4.15.2 Mhe. George Boniface Taguluvala SIMBACHAWENE (Mb)
      Naibu Waziri wa Ardhi, Nyumba na Maendeleo ya Makazi


      4.16 WIZARA YA MAJI

      4.16.1 Waziri - Hakuna mabadiliko

      4.16.2 Mhe. Amos Gabriel MAKALLA (Mb)
      Naibu Waziri wa Maji


      4.17 WIZARA YA KILIMO, CHAKULA NA USHIRIKA

      4.17.1 Waziri - Hakuna mabadiliko

      4.17.2 Mhe. Godfrey Weston ZAMBI (Mb)
      Naibu Waziri wa Kilimo, Chakula na Ushirika


      4.18 WIZARA YA UCHUKUZI

      Hakuna mabadiliko


      4.19 WIZARA YA HABARI, VIJANA, UTAMADUNI NA MICHEZO

      4.19.1 Waziri - Hakuna mabadiliko

      4.19.2 Mhe. Juma Selemani NKAMIA (Mb)
      Naibu Waziri wa Habari, Vijana, Utamaduni na Michezo


      4.20WIZARA YA MALIASILI NA UTALII

      4.20.1 Mhe. Lazaro Samuel NYALANDU (Mb)
      Waziri wa Maliasili na Utalii

      4.20.2 Mhe. Mahmoud Hassan MGIMWA (Mb)
      Naibu Waziri wa Maliasili na Utalii

      4.21WIZARA YA NISHATI NA MADINI
      Waziri - Hakuna mabadiliko

      Naibu Waziri (Madini) - Hakuna mabadiliko

      4.21.3 Mhe. Charles Muhangwa KITWANGA (Mb)

      Naibu Waziri (Nishati)


      Balozi Ombeni Y. Sefue
      KATIBU MKUU KIONGOZI


      Ikulu
      DAR ES SALAAM

      19 Januari, 2014

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BAADA ya kunyaka habari kuwa Chama Cha Majaribio (CCM) kiliwaita baadhi ya watu wake kuwahoji kuhusu kuongeza uzito kiasi cha kuwa zigo zito kwa ulaji wao, kijiwe nacho kimeamua kwenda hatua moja mbele.
Leo kitakaa kama kamati maalumu ya kuokoa kaya kuhoji sirikali nzima na kutaka ikitoe. Kijiwe hakina muda wa kutoa sanaa za kujipima na kufanya uamuzi wa hovyo wa kutowajibika.
Mpemba analianzisha. “Yakhe mmesikia sanaa za kuhojiana kuhusu ile mizigo iliyojaa njuluku ya umma?”
Msomi Mkatatamaa: “Yakhe umeamini hizo sanaa? Hujui jamaa wanataka kujikosha kwa waliwa kuwa wanawajali wakati wanawasanifu? Kwangu, kuhoji au kutoa fursa ya kujipima ni ufisadi wa aina yake. Kama mtu amebainika kuwa zigo bwaga chini. Hapa mzee Mizengwe Pinder sijui anangoja nini!”
“Msomi umenena. Hebu kwanza mmwagie kahawa mpaka azimie,” anasema Mbwamwitu.
“Niombe msamaha kwanza. Nimwagiwe hadi nizimie! No,” anasema Msomi kisha anamgeukia muuza na kusema: “Mmwagie huyo huyo anayetaka kuwamwagia wenzie kama anaona kumwagiwa kahawa ya moto ni jambo jema.”
Kijiwe hakina mbavu hasa ikizingatiwa kuwa Msomi huwa si mtu wa masihara.
Mgosi Machungi anakwanyua mic: “Wagoshi tiache utani. Hamijui kuwa tinaanza mwaka? Jamaa wamiona watiingize mjini kwa kujifanya wanatijali wakati wanatiibia kila uchao. Sasa niaminini. Ngojeni mione kama kuna mizigo itatimuiwa zaidi ya kuyamaiza kichama kama kawaida yao. Hawana lolote hawa. Wamefiisika kama alivyowahi kusema jamaa fuani.”
Mipawa anadandia: “Mgosi jana ulikulaga nini? Maana naona una mipwenti kama Juliyasi! Kwa ufupi, kama ni kuhoji, basi sirikali nzima ilipaswa kuhojiwaga na kutimuliwaga kabla ya kuzusha machafuko siku si nyingi. Sisi kwetu Ng’wanza tumeishasema kuwa kuna siku patachimbika bila jembe. Maana ubabaishaji umezidi.”
Anakunywa kahawa na kuendelea: “Kila mwaka wamekuwa wakiwakopa pamba wakulima halafu huyu Kinamna na Mapepe Ninaye wanakuja kutusanifu eti kwa kuwahoji mawaziri. Watoke wote kwani wameshindwa kusimamia shughuli za kaya. Wanachojua ni kuua wanyama wetu na kuiba fedha na kuficha ughaibuni.”
Kanji uzalendo umemshinda. Anakula mic: “Dugu yangu, this time chama iko very serious. Nyinyi taona. Mimi jua chama tafuta kazi ile yote zigo.”
Bi Sofi aka Kanungaembe anamuunga mkono Kanji. Anakatua mic: “Sioni haja ya kuwa na haraka. Nyie ngojeni mjionee. Mtukufu kama alivyowahi kusema atawaaibisha wakosoaji.”
Kapende anadandia: “Kwenda huko na ndoto zenu uchwara. Amuaibishe nani wakati yeye alishaaibika miaka mingi? Kanji na Sofi sijui mmeingiliwa na nini. Maana huko nyuma hamkuwa hivi. Nyie ngojeni kusikia mwandishi fulani wa habari amevamiwa na majambazi na kuuawa ili kuhamisha mjadala kama ilivyotokea kwa akina Ulimboooka na Kibaaanda.”
Msomi anarejea: “Hebu tuwe serious kama Kanji anavyoona. Je, kuna mtu nambari wani anayepaswa kuitwa mzigo na kuhojiwa kama Njaa Kaya ambaye kila uchao yuko kwenye matanuzi ughaibuni? Ana bahati yupo mzee Mizengwe anayetwishwa mzigo wake kila uchao. Hivi kuna bomu kama jamaa mwenyewe ambaye amewajaza jamaa zake kwenye ulaji halafu eti anajifanya kuendesha kigwena cha kuwajadili? Shame on you! Go tell it to the birds. Wa kuondoka ni wewe na genge lako lote.”
Anakunywa kahawa na kuendelea: “Najua wanywanywa wake watasikia vimondo vyangu na kumpelekea taarifa. Wakamwambie kuwa tumechoka na sanaa na rongorongo zake. Hakuna cha kuhoji wala kuhojiwa bali kukitoa maana wameshindwa kulhali. Na wakiendelea na sanaa hizi mie lazima mwaka ujao nimtokee mtu liwalo na liwe.”
“Msomi tuko nyuma yako,” anadakia Mbwamwitu.
“Nyuma yangu kufanya nini? Mmekuwa nyuma yao kila siku na hakuna mlichofanya zaidi ya kuendelea kuliwa huku mkijiona.”
Mgosi kaguswa pabaya. Anakatua mic: “Kwei wapo wengi wanaoiwa hasa Kanji na Sofi wanaotetea huu uoza. Sisi kue Ushoto tishaazimia kuhakikisha tinachagua upinzani.”
“Mara hii mmeishamchoka mtoto wa Makambale mliyebambikiwa?” anahoji Mchuguliaji aliyekuwa kimya muda mrefu.
“Timchoke maa ngapi. Sisi si wajinga kuendeea kuwa na mzigo wa Makambae. Titamtimua tu.”
Kapende anamnyang’anya Mgosi Machungi mic. “Naona tuazimie kama kaya nzima badala ya vipande vipande. Kwanini tusiamue kuitaka sirikali ikitoea baada ya kuchemsha. Hebu waulize. Ziko wapi njuluku zetu zilizofichwa ughaibuni?
Wako wapi wauza bwimbwi ambao mkuu amekalia majina yao? Yako wapi maisha fit kwa wachovu wote? Uko wapi uwajibikaji ambao sasa umegeuka uhojianaji?”
“Du! Inaonekana jamaa mmegeuka wanasiasa, tena wabukuzi kweli kweli. Yaani mnachambua mambo kuliko hata maprofesa wa chuo cha Manzese akina Baaana na wenzake wanaojikomba kwa genge la walaji!”
“Ulikuwa hujui kuwa kijiwe ni chuo kikuu na kile ni chuo cha Manzese siyo? Hapa ndipo kwenyewe mwanangu,” anachomekea Mbwamwitu.
“Tuache utani. Nadhani hiki kinachoitwa kuhojiwa na kujieleza ilikuwa janja ya kutaka kubadili baraza la ulaji hasa baada ya yule manzi aliyevurunda kwenye Uno kupewa ulaji ili akateuliwe. Mengine rongorongo. Nani alitegemea nyani amhukumu ngedere kwa kosa la kula mahindi wakati wote lao moja?” anazoza Msomi.
Mzee Maneno aliyekuwa kimya anaamua kuchomekea: “Da! Msomi umenifumbua macho. Kumbe ndiyo maana Kinamna na Mapepe waliamua kulianzisha wakiwa vijijini na yule manzi! Sasa nimeelewa.”
Mpemba anakwanyua mic: “Yakhe hii yaweza kuwa kweli. Maana ukiona huyo manzi alivyoteuliwa haraka haraka na kuwekwa mbele lazima kuna jambo wallahi.”
Sofia anaonekana kuudhika. Anakula mic: “Wewe ulitaka awekwe nyuma wakati ana sifa zote? Huyu ni mkombozi wa akina mama.”
“Mkombozi wake anabebwa na kushindwa kujikomboa hadi abebwe. Si akagombee tumuone,” Mzee Kidevu anazoza.
“Mie naona tusizungushe. Kwanini tusijipange tukawatokea huko Dom na kuwatimulia mbali kwa kuangusha kaya yetu?”
“Twende sasa, twende saaa…” Kijiwe kilihanikiza isipokuwa Kanji na Sofi walioamua kuondoka haraka.

Tulipokuwa tukijiandaa kwenda si umeme ukakatika! You know what. Tusingeenda bila kuonana.
Chanzo: Tanzania Daima Jan., 22, 2014.

Mozambique: A Bomb Waiting to Explode?

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History’s a tendency of repeating itself. It can repeat itself in the same place or in a different one but with almost the same characteristics. Currently, Mozambique is under siege. Resistência Nacional Moçambicana (RENAMO) is in the bush fighting to topple the ruling Frente de Libertação de Moçambique (FRELIMO).
Frelimo-Renamo-bad blood goes back to 1975 the year it was formed by its founder the late Andre Matsangaissa who was killed by the Mozambican Army on 17 October 1979 and was succeeded by Alfonso Dhlakama. RENAMO waged guerrilla war  that caused mayhem to this nation since 1975 to 1992.
RENAMO was found shortly before Mozambique attained her independence under the leadership of FRELIMO that trounced RENAMO in the election prior to freedom.  After reluctant and defeated Portuguese colonial master handed freedom over to FRELIMO, RENAMO decided to go to bush to see to it that it fights and topples the legitimate elected government under FRELIMO. Sadly for RENAMO, its goals were not achieved. Thus, in 1992 peace accord between the duo was reached under the supervision of the United Nations Operation in Mozambique (ONUMOZ) until 1994.
After putting guns down, it was agreed that RENAMO should undergo metamorphosis itself into a political party. Thus, be able and eligible to participate in elections and other political activities. True, in 1994 RENAMO was welcomed to the game whereby its leader Alphonso Dlakama faced former president Joachim Chissano who trounced him by 52.3% to 47.7% and concealed defeat.
Dlakama didn’t throw towel in.  In 2004 he tried again this time against new candidate Armando Guebuza who once again trounced him by 63.7% against 31.7%.
As it was with Chissano, Dlakama, once again in 2009, faced incumbent president comrade Guebuza who carried the day. If anything, such defeat became the straw that broke camel’s back for RENAMO. You can’t teach old dog new tricks. Thus, after experiencing four defeats, in October 2012 Dlakama decided to call it quits with regards to democratic competition. Instead, he chose to go back to his traditional method, guerrilla war.Dhlakama called his supporters back to their old military base close to the Gorongosa Game Park where they are currently doing battle with old enemy-cum-political competitor, FRELIMO.
Looking at the RENAMO’S genesis and trajectory, something similar appears as far as União Nacional para a Independência Total de Angola (UNITA) is concerned. The difference is: UNITA was found in 1966 as opposed to RENAMO which was conceived nine years after. Again, looking at the way the duo operated and went up and down; one can notice more similarities than contrasts. Though in different years, RENAMO and UNITA did participate in general elections in their respective countries after fighting for a long time and causing a lot of problems. UNITA entered the game in 1992 after signing the Bicesse Accords, also known as the Estoril Accords in 1990.  As it was for Dlakama, UNITA’s candidate Jonas Savimbi who faced Angolan long time president Eduardo Jose Dos Santos, lost by 19% to72%.
Once again, in 2008 UNITA under its leader Savimbi participated in the general election in which it lost by the bigger margin of 85% by 10%.  After noticing that the ballot box offered less expectations to win president than the barrel of gun, Savimbi decided to go back to the bush where he was killed on February 22, 2002 marking the end of the era for him and the era of war for his country as well.
Going back to RENAMO and Dlakama with similar trajectory, should we expect history to repeat itself?  After RENAMO won international support that convinced Mozambican government to agree to negotiate with them and abused it, will there be another such a chance?  What is the solution to this crisis after negotiations have proved not to work for long? Will Mozambique ape Angola by killing Dlakama so as to enjoy everlasting peace or go back to the drawing board? Sadly though, when the impasse in Mozambique is growing bigger and bigger, the international community is a bit mum as if the problem will solve itself. Should we allow another twenty years of carnage and suffering in Mozambique or step in to avoid it. Where is the UN? Why is it becoming harder for human race to learn from its history? As Desmond Tutu put it that the lesson we get from history is that we don’t learn from it.
However oblivious war between Mozambique and RENAMO has been kept from the mainstream media, destruction is going on in the ground. Maybe, it is because of mega crises such as CAR, South Sudan, Mali even Syria that’s why what’s going on in Mozambique is not covered or being heard. Again, looking at the look of things, chances are that Dlakama is likely to end up like Savimbi. This is especially possible once we look at the duo’s trajectory and how busier the international community is without cold war that used to feed Savimbi and Dlakama. Ironically, African Union (AU) which is in charge of the continent seems to miss a point just like it happened recently in South Sudan. Should Africa stay aside and look waiting to blame somebody for not intervening? Given that South Africa the immediate neighbour is likely to be negative affected; it needs to start devising how to intervene to help. This is inevitable after experiencing the same effects from Zimbabwe.
Source: The African Executive Magazine Jan., 22, 2014.

Is Saada Salum Mkuya another kihiyo or what?

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A friend of mine sent me Saada Salum Mkuya's CV. Mkuya (above) was recently appointed Minister for Finance.  Looking at the flow of her educations, I can smell something fishy. First of all, the so-called courses she took make me a bit wary. For, CCM will easily fix this girl and scoop our money to come up with another EPA that'll enable its new candidate to win presidency as it was when Kikwete vied. I can easily connect dots and see why Nchemba Mwigulu and Adam Malima were appointed assistants to this suspicious girl.In her CV she is able to indicate where she did her secondary and advanced secondary school but not where she obtained her "diploma and degrees"!
Hereunder is the way my friend described the girl.

Ms Salum’s CV (attached) shows that she started work in the Zanzibar Treasury in 2003 as an ‘Officer’. 
By 2006 she was still only an ‘Administrative Officer’. 
Just five years later (2011), Ms Salum was Zanzibar's Commissioner for Finance. Two of these five years (2008-10) she spent studying for a Masters Degree (see below). 
The following year (2012), President Kikwete appointed her Deputy Minister of Finance in the Union government. 
Ms Salum’s educational profile (below) shows that she did her primary and secondary schooling in Zanzibar, but we are not told where she undertook 7 years of post-secondary education. In 1999, Ms Salum obtained an 'Adv Diploma' after  a 2 year course of  'Business Study’; then she did  another 2 years of ‘Courses for The Second Degree in Business', leading to a Certificate (2002); and finally a ‘Master of Finance’ (3 years) for which she obtained a Masters Degree (2010). 
Ms Salum is a Presidential nominee for CCM. She can be contacted at ssalum@parliament.go.tz; office phone: 255222121039.
 
 
EDUCATION
School Name/Location
Course/Degree/Award
Start Date
End Date
Level
Master Of Finance
2008
2010
MASTERS DEGREE
Business Study
1997
1999
ADV DIPLOMA
Courses for The Second Degree in Business
2000
2002
CERTIFICATE
Lumumba
'A' Level
1993
1995
HIGH SCHOOL
Hamamni
'O' Level
1989
1992
SECONDARY
Kisiwandui
Primary Certificate
1982
1988
PRIMARY
 

Kikwete azidi kuwaokoa wenzake wa kashfa ya EPA

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Ajay Somai

Akiwa na zigo la kumlinda na kumhami mshirika wake mkuu kwenye kashfa ya Richmond, Edward Lowassa na yule wa kashfa ya EPA Rostam Aziz, rais Jakaya Kikwete ameonyesha kutowasahau wenzake wanaodaiwa kushirikiana naye kwenye kashfa ya EPA. Vyombo vya habari vinaripoti kuwa mmoja wa wahalifu waliofungwa kwa kosa la kukwapua pesa ya EPA, Ajay Somai ameachiwa kwa msamaha wake hivi karibuni pamoja na kufungwa kifungo kifupi cha miaka miwili. Japo Kikwete amekuwa kimya kuhusiana na shutuma dhidi yake kuhusiana na kashfa ya EPA iliyompatia pesa ya kuhonga na kushinda uchaguzi mkuu wa mwaka 2005, amekuwa akifanya vitu vyake nyuma ya pazia kuhakikisha wenzake hawakamatiki wala kuadhibiwa.  Na kama wakiadhibiwa kama ilivyotokea kwa Somai wanaachiwa kwa msamaha wake. Wakati akifanya hayo anaendelea kuwaaminisha watanzania kuwa anaweza kuwaletea maisha bora kwa wote wakati ni uongo na sanaa tupu.Kwa habari zaidi GONGA HAPA.

When presidential escort 1 escorts drugs

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Although there’s no good news, recent news that the head of Liberian presidential motorcade, Perry Dolo was caught red handed ferrying drugs is good news. Dolo’s alleged to have used presidential escort vehicle famously known as Escort 1 to smuggle 297 kilograms cannabis from neighbouring Sierra Leone.
AFP quoted Anthony Souh, Director of Liberia’s Drug Enforcement Agent (DEA) as saying, “He took the car during his day off to go do this thing. He was not on duty, but he used the official car.” Again, whether Dolo had a day off or not is another issue. Many still wonder.  How such a sensitive device could be taken as easy as that. Does it mean that the state house has no supervision to know as to when Escort 1 is at work or not? Does it make sense to say that Escort 1 was taken without authorities being aware if at all its function is to lead presidential motorcade? Whose motorcade did it lead when it went to a neighbouring country to smuggle cannabis? How many times has Dolo been doing this? How many Dolos does Africa have?
Being President Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf confidante, many are still looking for the connection so that they can connect the dots. Again, how could Dolo confidently involve in such crime without backing or the knowledge of those above him?
When it comes to scandals, Sirleaf is not new to scandals and controversy. Before Dolo’s scandal, there was the scandal involving her family. It came to light that her two sons are holding high position in her government something that many interpret as nepotism.
Sirleaf’s son Charles is deputy governor of the Central Bank of Liberia. Another son, Fumba is head of the National Security Agency. The third, Robert, is a senior adviser and chairman of the state-owned National Oil Company of Liberia. What makes things worse is the fact that those two sons of the president were appointed by the president herself. Such a move, apart from being construed as nepotism, it is seen as pointlessly turning Liberia into Sirleaf’s kingdom if not a family estate. All this defeats the expectations Liberians had when they voted in Sirleaf as a first female president. The world was used to hear such things happening in kingdoms such as Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and other venal states such as former Zaire, Congo, Guinea Equator, Togo and Gabon where rulers turned those countries into private ventures they’d share with the members of their clans and families.
When Sirleaf’s scandal involving her sons surfaced, Sirleaf’s noble prize co-recipient, Leymah Gbowee registered her dissatisfaction with the way the country was being manned by Sirleaf, Gbowee was quoted as saying, “I've been through a process of really thinking and reflecting and saying to myself 'you're as bad as being an accomplice for things that are happening in the country if you don't speak up.”  So she decided to speak up.
When Gbowee was asked for her comment on Sirleaf’s son’s allegations of corruption she minced no words, "He's a senior economic adviser and that's well and good - but to chair the oil company board - I think it's time he stepped aside."
Although Sirleaf has been making Liberians to believe she will thwart corruption, it came to light that she is a pillar of corruption. The 2012 U.S. State Department has report had this to say about Liberia, “Officials engaged in corrupt practices with impunity.” So too, the report talked about weakness in the country’s judicial system and a lack of political will to fight corruption.
Mid last year, the Head of Liberia Anti-Corruption Commission (LACC), Cllr. Frances Johnson-Allison said that friendship and family pressures were seriously hampering President Johnson-Sirleaf's stance against corruption and other negative vices in the country. Interestingly, neither president herself nor her spokesposen denied or disputed such allegations.
Looking at the above mentioned scandals involving president Sirleaf, it is going to be difficult for her to distance herself with Escort 1 scandal. Now that it is an open secret that presidential vehicle has been smuggling drugs into Liberia, how many such greedy and myopic persons Africa has in many state houses? Is this the reason why some African countries have become a good hub-cum-corridor of drugs?  Is it why some African rulers have nary even wasted any time to launch war against drug trafficking? Again, was Dolo acting solo or in conjunction with others?  There are many more questions than answers.
Source: Business Times Jan. 24, 2014.

Malima kihiyo mwingine Hazina

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Angalia CV ya Adam Malima aliyeweza kufanya MSc (Economics) 

baada ya kumaliza kidato cha nne.

Member of Parliament CV

GENERAL
SalutationHonourableMember picture
First Name: Adam
Middle Name: Kighoma Ali
Last Name:Malima
Member Type:Constituency Member
Constituent:Mkuranga
Political Party:CCM
Office Location:P.O.Box 2000, Dar es Salaam
Office Phone: +255 784 612 020/+255 713 612 020
Ext.:
Office Fax:
Office E-mail: amalima@parliament.go.tz
Member Status: Current Member
Date of Birth 26 June 1966
EDUCATION
School Name/Location Course/Degree/Award Start DateEnd DateLevel
University of Hauana (Cuba)MSc. (Economics)19841989MASTERS DEGREE
University of London (SOAS)MSc. (Econ)19941995MASTERS DEGREE
Univesity of London (SOAS)Post Graduate Diploma (Econ)19931994POSTGRADUATE
Shaban Robert Secondary SchoolO-Level Education19791982SECONDARY
Upanga Primary SchoolPrimary Education19721978PRIMARY
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
Company Name Position From To
Ministry Of Finance and EconomicDeputy Minister Of Finance and Economic2014-01-202015
Ministry Of Food and AgricultureDeputy Minister Of Food and Agriculture20122014-01-20
Private ConsultantsBusiness Consultant20022005
Ministry of Energy and MineralsDeputy Minister2/13/2008
Pwani Finance Business ConsultantsConsultant1996-
Bank Of Tanzania (BOT)Financial system19901996

Mlevi azidi kuing'ang'ania Katiba mpya!

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Vulek’a amazulu,
Iyeza iyez’i Ngonyama
Kwancibilik’izintaba
Kwasha nemimfula
Lungis’indlela zakho,
Lungis’ukuhamba kwakho
Iyeza iyez’ i Ngonyama y’ amazulu
Kwa wasiokinyaka kizulu tafsiri hiyo hapo.
Funguka e mbingu,
Yu aja mfalme wa mbingu,
Milima sawazikeni
Na mito kaukeni x2
Nyosheni njia zenu
Nyosheni mapito yenu
Yu aja mfalme wa mbinguni.
Nilikuwa najiimbia wimbo huu wakati nikitafakari mambo mbali mbali. Niliimba wimbo huu kwa sana nilipokwenda kumzika Diba wa Madiba kule Sauzi.
Kwa vile mimi ni mkombozi japo sitoki mbinguni bali kwenye baa, niliona wimbo huu una mantiki sana. Mantiki yenyewe ni kutaka milima na mito yaani bara na visiwa visawazike na kukauka na kuunda kaya moja chini ya katiba moja mpya.
Wewe usomaye utume huu usome kwa sauti na nguvu. Uende uutangaze kwa walevi.
Usimame njia panda kwenye vilima na miinuko na kutangaza ukombozi wa kweli wa walevi.
Usimame kwa kujipiga kifua uutangaze utume huu uliopigwa mhuri wa alama ya mkuu wa walevi ukiwataka kila mmoja ajikomboe toka kwenye jinamizi liitwalo kupenda madaraka na kujilisha pepo.
Hata kama awaleteae habari hii njema ni mlevi, jua ni msomi ambaye hakughushi wala kupewa usomi wa heshima.
Nina shahada ya udaktari wa sheria ya Katiba yaani Constitutional Law PhD kwa lugha ya kimakonde.
Baada ya kugundua kuwa wapo walevi wanaopenda ukubwa kuliko walevi kwa kutaka eti tuwe na sirikali tatu na kaya tatu, nilitaka kumpigia simu Jaji Waryuba kumwambia asitishe majeshi yake.
Baadaye niliona nitampa ujiko. Hivyo, leo nimeamua kuja na pendekezo kuhusu Katiba Mpya ambayo si mzigo wala haina gharama kama hii inayopendekezwa ya siri kali mbili au tatu ambazo licha ya kuongeza mzigo kwa mlevi, inamnyima ujiko kiranja hasa wa muungano.
Walevi wamechoka kuendelea kunyonywa na kuishi kwa njuluku ya kudhalilishwa itokanayo na kuombaomba.
Wamechoka kuishi kwa pesa ya bangi na gongo ambavyo hupandishiwa kodi kila libajeti.
Wanataka ukombozi na mkombozi wao ni mimi aletaye utume huu wa ukombozi. Nasema wazi: Msikubali kuwa na serikali mbili au tatu hata Kaya.
Kama nyinyi ni wamoja kama msemavyo siku zote, fanya kitu kimoja-kuweni na kaya na sirikali moja.
Nilimsikia Waryuba akisema kuwa kama wadanganyika aka walevi watakaa rasimu yake basi wajiandae kuvunja muungano kwa kuzalisha sirikali nyingine ambayo itawaongezea kunyonywa na kudhalilishwa.
Nani anafurahia kunyonywa au kudhalilishwa hata kama ni mlevi? Huu si wakati wa kunyonyana bali kuonyana na kupeana ukweli mchungu hata kama unauma.
Wengi wameogopa kusema kwa vile watawaudhi wachache wapendao kula dezo tena kwa kunyonya damu ya wenzao. Mie sasa nasema: Enough is enough.
Tokana na utaalamu wangu wa uchumi na katiba nimekuja na simpo solution. Badala ya kumtwisha mzigo mlevi kwa kuanzisha utitiri wa siri kali za kilaji, nakuja nasema siri moja inatosha. Nani anapenda kuwa mtumwa wa siri tena kali? Nataka siri moja inayounganisha kaya mbili na sirikali zake mbili na kuunda siri kali moja lililoshikamana kulhali.
Nisemacho ni kwamba jamaa wa upande wa pili waliokuwa wakipewa ulaji wa dezo kama vile uishiwa hata uwaziri hawatakubaliana na hili la siri kali moja kwa vile itafichua siri kali yao ya ulaji vya wengine.
Hata hivyo, ieleweke kuwa kuunda siri kali moja chini ya kaya moja kutaondoa unafiki, ulafi, umimimimi na uwewewewe vilivyotapakaa ambapo walevi wanatwishwa mzigo bila sababu ya msingi.
Wanaopinga siri kali moja watakuja na sababu za kitoto kama vile kumezwa bila kukumbuka kuwa Danganyika ilimezwa kwa miaka 50 na walevi waliendelea kudunda na kula ugali wao huku wakiwamegea na wenzao wa upande mwingine.
Hakuna anayeweza kumezwa na kaya inayoundwa na majina mawili, yaani Tanga-nyika na Zenj.
Utamezwaje wakati kaya si mali ya yoyote bali pande mbili? Hivi kweli mume au mke anaweza kummeza mwenzake au wanakubaliana kumezana? Basi acheni utoto japo mara moja tufanye mambo ya kikubwa. Juzi niliwasikia Nambari Wani nao eti wakilalamika kuwa Waryuba alivuka mipaka.
Walitaka katiba na muundo wa kaya unaowanufaisha wao badala ya walevi siyo? Mshindwe na mnyong’onyee.
Hivi, kwa mfano, upande wa pili unaodai kumezwa mbona umekuwa ukimeza ubwabwa toka Ngeme bila kulalamika? Mbona kwa miaka yote umekuwa ukiwasha umeme wa Kidatu tena kwa gharama ya dezo wakati Wadanganyika wakilanguliwa umeme huo huo na hawakulalamika?
Changu kichungu chako kitamu siyo? Kwanini wasiseme kuwa wanahofia kupoteza nafasi za ulaji wa dezo kupitia kupewa uongozi kwenye kaya waliyoikana miaka mingi iliyopita?
Kwanini hawalalamikii mahanjumati na ofa za kuja bara kuzaliana ilhali wabara wakienda kule wanaambiwa wanapeleka mila chafu kama vile wizi, umalaya, bwibwi na upuuzi mwingine wakati si kweli? Mie naona hakuna muarobaini mwingine wa kukata hizi ngebe na mahusiano ya kugeuzana punda kama kuwa na serikali moja na nchi moja.
Nilishangaa kutoona wala kusikia mawazo yangu pale nilipodai kuwa kama watapendekeza serikali mbili au tatu, basi ni bora wavunje huo muungano ambao siku zote umegeuka mgongano na mnyonyano. Kwanini kipande cha ardhi kisicholingana na hata mkoa mdogo kuliko wote kitutie presha? Si tuwaache waende kivyao waone kama ni busara kuliko kuwang’ang’ania huku tukiwapa kila kitu wasiridhike bali kutaka zaidi?
Ukisema kiumane kila mtu kivyake watu wanaanza kusitasita kwa kujua kuwa wana ulaji toka upande mmoja kwenda upande mwingine. Tuamue tugawane mbao.
Hakuna haja kuendelea kupoteza muda na njuluku kugombea vyeo vya kisiasa wakati uchumi wetu unawekwa kimada na wachukuaji wanaoitwa wawekezaji.
Badala ya kujadili utitiri wa serikali tujadili jinsi ya kumkomboa mlevi lau anywe, kula na kufurahi badala ya kuliwa na utitiri wa marais.
Uliona wapi kaya moja ikawa na viranja watatu? Kama ni hivyo basi kila wilaya iwe na rais wake tuone kama kutakalika.
Inashangaza kusikia watu waliokuwa wakijigamba kuwa muungano wao ni mwanzo wa kuunganisha bara zima. Mtaliunganishaje mkiongeza utitiri wa vijikaya vya ulaji na uongo na ukweli?
Siko tayari kuitwa Mdanganyika. Kama nitakubali basi ni kwenye kaya huru badala ya haya mazingaombwe na uliwaji visivyo na tija kwangu kama mlevi.
Tukiunga na kuwa na siri kali moja, hakuna atakayemtukana mwenzake chogo au kumwita mbara kama ilivyo sasa.
Isitoshe hizi kaya angalau zina cha kuchangia kwenye muungano kuliko hivi vidoa vya ardhi vinavyoogopa kumezwa. Wao wakitumeza sawa. Sisi tukiwameza nongwa. Mambo gani haya ya kizamani?

Chanzo: Nipashe Jumamosi Jan., 25, 2014.

Hawking amenichanganya na kujichanganya sijui ndiyo anachanganyikiwa au mimi?

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Mwana sayansi mlemavu Stephen Hawking wa Uingereza ni super star kwa vigezo vyote. Ni binadamu aliyeitikisa duni alipokuja na dhana yake ya Black Holes akimaanisha kuwa kuna matundu makubwa angani ambayo yanaweza kuwa na siri ya jinsi dunia ilivyoumbwa. Hawking ameandika vitabu vingi na kuuza sana duniani juu ya sayansi hii. Amekuwa maarufu kiasi cha kukaribia ushufaa wa akina Einstein na Sir Isaac Newton.
Hivi karibuni Hawkin aliwaacha wengi hoi alipojipinga akisema kuwa dhan yake ya Black Holes ni uongo kwani hakuna na wala haamini katika Black Holes zake. Badala yake amekuja na dhana nyingine mpya iitwayo Mind Bending Theory. Sie tunaweza kuiita Mind Boggling Theory karibia na mazingaombwe. Hiyo nayo ni sayansi au tuseme sanaa. Kwa habari zaidi GONGA HAPA.

Waziri auawa kwa mapanga

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Waziri wa zamani wa Afya wa Central African Republic (CAR) Joseph Kalite (pichani) aliuawa kwa mapanga alipokuwa akishuka kwenye teksi mjini Bangui pindi tu baada ya kuapishwa kwa rais wa mpito  Catherine Samba-Panza. Hali nchini humu ni mbaya hasa baada ya kuzuka mapigano baina ya waislam na wakristo. Kalite alikuwa muislam. Kwa habari zaidi GONGA HAPA.

Call him Prophet Nehemiah Jan Makamba

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          The season for politicians, cheechakos, jugglers, power brokers, courtiers and cheerleaders are but readying to sharpen their tools and tongues is now as we approach the next general elections. All eyes are on the voters. Truth and lies are flying like crazy. Eventually, fake love and concerned for boozers is emanating like mushrooms so to speak. All liars will be out and about in leaps and bounds. I recently heard Jan Makamba, the minor for Comm., Sci., and Tech provocation when he likened himself to prophet Nehemiah. The difference, nonetheless, is. Nehemiah wasn't a self-seeker scheming for mundane power.
The guy shamelessly quoted Jeremiah 1: 4-10 which says, “Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, before you were born I set you apart; I appointed you as a prophet to the nations.” This quote left the whole boozers’ palaver baffled. How dare you comparing yourself with prophet Nehemiah who’s selfless and God-fearing in the hunk of Richmonduli EpA, IPtL, UdA and many other stinking scandals whereby the high and mighty eat with both hands without even washing them?
Seriously, Jan, please fear God the almighty and don’t take us for yo-yos and yahoos. Do you mean God appointed you in a fast-track manner to become minister without any qualifications except your father’s name? Tell me. How many young persons of your age who are ministers without carrying big names? If I were President Jake Kiquette I’d fire you and wait to see if God would appoint you.
 Being a Muslim, many’d think that the guy’d use his book of authority. Others think that the boy’s trying to show udini even before becoming president. Therefore, those opposing to such hoo-hahs of using the word of God think: Makamba’d find another way of attaining his goals.
When the boy invented prophet-likening, one boozer said that we’d be prepared to hear plethora of blizzards and storms if not tons of lies such as asserting God ordered some criminals and swindlers to run for presidency. Guys, go tell it to the birds. God and prophets have nothing to do with your peccant penchant. Some fyatus wanted the guy to say it directly he wants to run for presidency simply because he carries a big name. They say that he wants to enjoy systemic –cum- kleptocratic- vigogo-dynasty rot our hunk’s in.
Before unmasking the whole lie, one boozer said that he sees no qualifications in the guy whose trump card in the game’s only his father’s name. Just like the Nchimbiiis, Mwinyiiis, Malimaaas, Karumeees, Kiquetteees, Nnauyees and many more, the guy sees himself and the likes as heirs of power that their parents have monopolized for long.
Though boozers are seen as fyatus due to swallowing a lot of kanywaji, they’they've a point. Those who know the boy well wonder how he’s promoted to such a high level. Again, does the boy think that the boozers have forgotten how his father, mzee Jose Makamba preempted everything saying his son would be appointed a minister. And before long, he’s appointed. This means that whatever the father of the boy says must be fulfilled. Again, if all father and son want’s presidency and power why’d they wrap their motive in God’s word? It's reached a point whereby the father is ready to dress down to defend Eddie Lowassa aka Mr Richmonduli who seems to feed the old ass well ass.
Apart from being a wino, sorry, a rookie, the boy needs to tell us what he’s ever done for our hunk. He’d tell us, apart from enjoying his father’s power that enabled him to go for higher education in the land of the gun lovers, what else has he done for our hunk.
The boy’s quoted quoting the bible saying, “God in his holy book wants a leader or deacon not to be quarrelsome, not to love money. He must manage his own family well. If anyone does not know how to manage his own family, how can he take care of a church or his country?”
Cool. We’re looking for a president but not a cleric or anything like it. Ironically, if looking after one’s family should have been one of the qualifications our president must have, some of those we see enjoying ulaji at Magogoni wouldn't have even gotten closer to the White House of our hunk.  Again, saying that a leader should nary love money’s a big lie. In our hunk, power means money making. That’s why your dad made sure that you take the baton after he was retired. Unconfirmed and undisputed news came that the same guy offered free transport and some take home dosh. Wasn't that money in the first place? Whom are you trying to take for a ride sir?
Given that the boozers know everything the vigogo and their kids do, time to tell the Makambas that we don’t want them is now. In kanywaji parlance we call what’s going on ufisi. Others call it greed and corruption.
One boozer left us in stitches when he quoted Hebrew 3:12 saying, “Take care, brothers, lest there be in any of you an evil, unbelieving heart, leading you to fall away from the living God.”
Before anybody chipped in, another quoted Genesis 6:12, which says, “And God saw the earth, and behold, it was corrupt, for all flesh had corrupted their way on the earth.”
The other one wound up the story quoting John 8:44 which says, “You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.”
Source: ThisDay Jan., 27, 2014.
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