After President Joni Kanywaji Makufuli revved up his efforts to increase the revenues for the hunk by chopping hishimiwa’s dosh, boozer, too, wants to add up by cutting kanywaji and bangi down so that he can work effectively hard. This said, I’d like to challenge Makufuli to go further by chopping down the creams our former biggies scoop from the boozers they pauperized after subjecting them to corrupt and venal politics of self-serving. We can’t go on digging deep to reward venality and nihilism pointlessly. I just can’t get it; why’d, for instance, the dude who grabbed Kiwila coal mine be remunerated while he’s supposed to be behind bars.

Kvelling aside, I must admit; our former biggies are wantonly rewarded for doing nothing but pauperizing boozers. This is why one boozer suggested that Jake Kiquette be brought to justice to answer the charges revolving around embezzling public dosh. The other one Jose Gwaijimy that sells Jesus’ name added up urging that Kiquette should be charged with all crimes committed under his nose including, putting the hunk on out pilot, grabbing, ghosty workers, UDA, turning a blind eye to containers, drugs, poaching, globetrotting and many more scams that saw the hunk become grandma’s garden or a madman’s head. His outbursts sent a thundercrack to the establishment. Apart from trying to bootlick Dr Makufuli, Gwaijimy ended up messing big time for dispatching many lies and vitriols he can’t substantiate. This dude–boozers like to call mchunaji instead of mchungaji–that became filthy rich just overnight, too, needs to be probed to see if he got his dosh legally or illicitly. Mkuki kwa kitimoto. Who wants holier than thou? As a changing hunk, we need to put in place a legally-binding mechanism and system that’ll force everybody to open her or his closet to see, evaluate and destroy all skeletons in there. I, therefore, propose that Gwaijimmy’s closet be opened as well as the closets of those he accuses. Certainly, when you point the finger at me, the rest are pointing at you. Boozers say that mficha uchi hazai. To avoid feigning so as to easily coast through, we all need to strip naked in order to get the baby. In this biz of stripping naked, of course, the likes of Gwaijimmy need to lead the way to avoid being viewed as hypocrites arrogantly playing and preaching holier than thou. What boozers have nary understood is the spirit behind Gwaijimmy’s rants and raves about corruption. Where’s he when things went wrong? Those who know how opportunists behave, still remember how he’s in bed with the fellows he’s disparaging. Again, birds of a feather flock together; he knows them and vice versa. Though Gwaiji’ alleged that his ufufuo sources told him everything he failed to substantiate, it seem. This time cheated him especially if we consider how he backed a losing horse, Eddie to end up shamelessly licking his vomits. Ama kweli, adui yako muombee njaa! It became tricky especially when the said hunger is geared by greed but not necessity or need as it is in this case. Who’d think the dude that owns a chopper would mosh and self-dress down like this. Wonder not. The dude doesn’t want to be cleansed like other boils. He wants to secure his ulaji though this is impossible under Makufuli.

All over again, Boozers think that Makufuli should ponder on scrapping immunity that’s, for long, enhanced big buggers to rob us with impunity. Too, he’d take on one biggie who enjoys retirement perks while he actually was booted out after being water-tightly implicated in the Richmundo scam. This dude, Eddie Luwasha isn’t supposed to be given even a dime. Shall there anything that he deserves, it is nothing but to be in the cage waiting for the judge to decide his fate. To do away with this, we need to make sure that everybody's accountable to the public regardless her/his status or connection[s]. We need to beef our hunk up by resuming and rejuvenating the code of ethics which must equally apply to all boozers big and small.

When it comes to who deserve to be remunerated after retiring from the highest office of the hunk, I’d mince no words. It is only mzee Mchonga; the rest are but encumbrances to the boozers they blindly and greedily robbed and pauperized.

There’s a couple of things boozers would like to be done vis-à-vis this dude:

First, must be probed to see if he amassed wealth legally or not; if he pays tax or not.

Second, be stopped from preaching until he proves how he became a bishop.

Third, must divulge the names of the dudes he’s accusing as a way of substantiating his allegations; if he fails, he must face the music.

Fourth, must be investigated to see if there are other ring members in this scheme.

Fifty, must be told that Makufuli can’t be easily duped due to not needing any assistance or cheap popularity.

Sixth, must be told Makufuli has professionals whose job’s to speak on his behalf or defend him.

Seventh, must tell us why barking now not then when the crimes he alleges were committed.

Eighth, Makufuli must rescind his vow to shield former colossi from facing music.

Lastly, he must be put behind bars to cool his heels as he waits for the decision.

Source: Guardian on Sunday.